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Post Posted: 12/07/09, 1:10 pm Post subject:
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Meat boxes are in....please pick up one before you leave this evening...Thanks!


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That's the question Waterloo, Iowa TV station KWWL-TV faces following its decision to feature a look alike for Billy Mays in a commercial touting its news alert cellphone text service.
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I know thin isn't into dreaming posts, but anyway:

I was dreaming that I was working again like last September as an AV clerk answering people's stupid questions one by one. As the dream went on, the line grew bigger and I had difficulties to catch up. There was a co-worker there that wasn't doing poop.

After a while I thought to myself in my dream "How the hell I'm gonna finish this if I need to go to my other job (my old job I got back at the other university)?"

I suddenly remembered that I don't have two jobs and I realized quickly that I was dreaming. That gave me a nasty idea... Evil or Very Mad



I obviously woke up after.

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I know thin isn't into dreaming posts

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Lupy: first person ever to get fired from a dream.

Yeah, I changed that part a bit (just in case)... Embarassed

Just to make it clear, the dream was about my job in September, not the one I have right now (and that I had before starting my degree). I like the one I have right now (seriously). Very Happy

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Wasn't it you that didn't like Zammy posting about his dreams? Or is it another mod?
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I think it was more the "Zammy" part than the "Dream" part that caused the dislike...
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Post Posted: 12/21/09, 6:32 pm Post subject:
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Our company Christmas dinner was canceled this year, and instead we were sent $25 checks. I thought it was a classy move, but some people in the newsroom felt that we still needed to have a "Holiday Get-Together to Celebrate the Season."

FACT: The activities coordinator works during the day.

FACT: A potluck was decided for noon Wednesday.

FACT: Half of the newsroom staff works the evening shift and would be coming to work on their own, unpaid time to partake in the "festivities."

FACT: A signup sheet was passed around during the day side for several days before being presented to the evening workers.

FACT: The day-side people all signed up to bring napkins, plates, cups, soda, chips and a couple of desserts.

OPINION: The cheap-ass day-side people were expecting the evening people to shell out to fill their trough, yet weren't even considering for a minute that 3 p.m. might be a better time for everybody to get together. "None of us wants to eat lunch at 3," one said.

SOLUTION: A new sign-up sheet was posted and filled by the night-side people for a second gathering at 9 p.m. (all are welcome, of course.) A sports guy is putting his grill in the back of his truck, and we will be grilling steaks and shrimp kebabs. A variety of sides and desserts will be available. I just hope there will be enough cups and napkins.
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You should steal the cups and napkins from the dayside a-holes.
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Just thought I would take this opportunity to re-post this.



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