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mr. big is away for the weekend. normally, I'd go out to my parents place as I hate being alone, but I figured that with the dog I'd be okay. tonight, i was running the dishwasher & I was in the den next to the kitchen, dita was just out the door. she barked, probably at an odd noise in the dishwasher. i happened to be topping up the fish tank. i felt what seemed like a hot cloud around me (steam from the tank? I only had the filter top off) & let out a scream like never before. i literally wet my pants, but thankfully only with the water for the tank. yes, I'm a huge wuss that's afraid of imaginary things. i'm not sure the dog is helping the situation. |
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 Posted: 08/03/08, 9:10 am Post subject:
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GHOSTS! |
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His liver is full of worms! |
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 Posted: 08/03/08, 9:46 am Post subject:
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SERIAL RAPIST GHOSTS! |
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Lupercus - That's what you get to be too friendly with swine.
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 5:49 am Post subject:
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cake wrote: mr. big is away for the weekend. normally, I'd go out to my parents place as I hate being alone, but I figured that with the dog I'd be okay. tonight, i was running the dishwasher & I was in the den next to the kitchen, dita was just out the door. she barked, probably at an odd noise in the dishwasher. i happened to be topping up the fish tank. i felt what seemed like a hot cloud around me (steam from the tank? I only had the filter top off) & let out a scream like never before. i literally wet my pants, but thankfully only with the water for the tank. yes, I'm a huge wuss that's afraid of imaginary things. i'm not sure the dog is helping the situation. My BF is out of town too. Wanna do a slumber party? We could like do our nails and talk about boys and stuff! |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 9:18 am Post subject:
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cake wrote: mr. big is away for the weekend. normally, I'd go out to my parents place as I hate being alone, but I figured that with the dog I'd be okay. tonight, i was running the dishwasher & I was in the den next to the kitchen, dita was just out the door. she barked, probably at an odd noise in the dishwasher. i happened to be topping up the fish tank. i felt what seemed like a hot cloud around me (steam from the tank? I only had the filter top off) & let out a scream like never before. i literally wet my pants, but thankfully only with the water for the tank. yes, I'm a huge wuss that's afraid of imaginary things. i'm not sure the dog is helping the situation. I'm pretty much the same way. The cat's ears will pick up when they hear something and at night that freaks me out if I'm alone. |
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Who knew domestic life could be so much fun? |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 9:22 am Post subject:
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I'm afraid of bees. |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 9:37 am Post subject:
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Bees!  |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 9:48 am Post subject:
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That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!!  |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 9:54 am Post subject:
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I sure hope he's wearing noseplugs. |
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Did you hear about the bathrooms in the engineering department, back in 1930? They had three doors; white, colored, and gaussian. |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 9:55 am Post subject:
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A buttplug and a condom would be helpful, too. Those bees can be sneaky. |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 9:56 am Post subject:
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Just because I thought seeing a chick covered in bees might calm Piranha's nerves.  You're welcome. |
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krisöbi - Don't be vague, ask for krisöbi.
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 11:00 am Post subject:
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This is fun.  |
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Omg, what have u done! i already offered u peace,!! the war was just a mistake!and i apologize1 ok? iam sorry, i offereed u peace again, plz accept it, and stop ur atatcks |
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That's not quite as creepy as the ant show I watched on Discovery yesterday. |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 11:19 am Post subject:
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Was that the one with the Siafu and the Jack Jumpers? That's a good'n. |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 11:25 am Post subject:
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Yep! |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 1:23 pm Post subject:
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That's it. I'm never checking this thread again. Guess that means I won't win. |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 4:02 pm Post subject:
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Piranha wrote: That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!!  neat! i thought of you cause it sorta looks like Pablo under them there bees. |
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I would like to go to a job interview in a suit of bees.
Thank you. |
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Goaty wrote: Piranha wrote: That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!!  neat! i thought of you cause it sorta looks like Pablo under them there bees.  |
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Pablo wrote: Goaty wrote: Piranha wrote: That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!!  neat! i thought of you cause it sorta looks like Pablo under them there bees.  Oh wait. wrong P... DAMN U! |
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Goaty wrote: Pablo wrote: Goaty wrote: Piranha wrote: That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!!  neat! i thought of you cause it sorta looks like Pablo under them there bees.  Oh wait. wrong P... DAMN U! We all look the same to you, don't we?  |
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VICTIM! |
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 Posted: 08/04/08, 6:44 pm Post subject:
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NEARLY KILLED 'IM! |
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