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     cake - Official Forum Hussy
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mr. big is away for the weekend. normally, I'd go out to my parents place as I hate being alone, but I figured that with the dog I'd be okay. tonight, i was running the dishwasher & I was in the den next to the kitchen, dita was just out the door. she barked, probably at an odd noise in the dishwasher. i happened to be topping up the fish tank. i felt what seemed like a hot cloud around me (steam from the tank? I only had the filter top off) & let out a scream like never before. i literally wet my pants, but thankfully only with the water for the tank. yes, I'm a huge wuss that's afraid of imaginary things. i'm not sure the dog is helping the situation.
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His liver is full of worms!
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SERIAL RAPIST GHOSTS!
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     Lupercus - That's what you get to be too friendly with swine.
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cake wrote:
mr. big is away for the weekend. normally, I'd go out to my parents place as I hate being alone, but I figured that with the dog I'd be okay. tonight, i was running the dishwasher & I was in the den next to the kitchen, dita was just out the door. she barked, probably at an odd noise in the dishwasher. i happened to be topping up the fish tank. i felt what seemed like a hot cloud around me (steam from the tank? I only had the filter top off) & let out a scream like never before. i literally wet my pants, but thankfully only with the water for the tank. yes, I'm a huge wuss that's afraid of imaginary things. i'm not sure the dog is helping the situation.

My BF is out of town too. Wanna do a slumber party? We could like do our nails and talk about boys and stuff!
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     Piranha - The P & P show
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cake wrote:
mr. big is away for the weekend. normally, I'd go out to my parents place as I hate being alone, but I figured that with the dog I'd be okay. tonight, i was running the dishwasher & I was in the den next to the kitchen, dita was just out the door. she barked, probably at an odd noise in the dishwasher. i happened to be topping up the fish tank. i felt what seemed like a hot cloud around me (steam from the tank? I only had the filter top off) & let out a scream like never before. i literally wet my pants, but thankfully only with the water for the tank. yes, I'm a huge wuss that's afraid of imaginary things. i'm not sure the dog is helping the situation.


I'm pretty much the same way. The cat's ears will pick up when they hear something and at night that freaks me out if I'm alone.
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I'm afraid of bees.
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     Goaty - Goat
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     Piranha - The P & P show
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That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!! Mad
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     AlphaCow - Genius Without a Clue
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I sure hope he's wearing noseplugs.
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     Pablo - Going Nomad
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A buttplug and a condom would be helpful, too. Those bees can be sneaky.
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Just because I thought seeing a chick covered in bees might calm Piranha's nerves.



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     krisöbi - Don't be vague, ask for krisöbi.
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This is fun.

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Omg, what have u done! i already offered u peace,!! the war was just a mistake!and i apologize1 ok? iam sorry, i offereed u peace again, plz accept it, and stop ur atatcks
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That's not quite as creepy as the ant show I watched on Discovery yesterday.
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Was that the one with the Siafu and the Jack Jumpers? That's a good'n.
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     Piranha - The P & P show
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That's it. I'm never checking this thread again. Guess that means I won't win.
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     Goaty - Goat
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     Goaty - Goat
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Piranha wrote:
That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!! Mad


neat! i thought of you cause it sorta looks like Pablo under them there bees.
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     pi227 - PiPhoning
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I would like to go to a job interview in a suit of bees.

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     Pablo - Going Nomad
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Goaty wrote:
Piranha wrote:
That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!! Mad


neat! i thought of you cause it sorta looks like Pablo under them there bees.


Confused
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     Goaty - Goat
Post Posted: 08/04/08, 6:08 pm Post subject:
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Pablo wrote:
Goaty wrote:
Piranha wrote:
That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!! Mad


neat! i thought of you cause it sorta looks like Pablo under them there bees.


Confused


Oh wait. wrong P...

DAMN U!
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     Pablo - Going Nomad
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Goaty wrote:
Pablo wrote:
Goaty wrote:
Piranha wrote:
That's one of my worst nightmares. Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies, Goaty!!! Mad


neat! i thought of you cause it sorta looks like Pablo under them there bees.


Confused


Oh wait. wrong P...

DAMN U!

We all look the same to you, don't we? Crying or Very sad
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     pi227 - PiPhoning
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VICTIM!
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     zzcoop - Lazy Sack O' Crap
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NEARLY KILLED 'IM!
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